Well...I'm just BUMMED OUT today. Sadly, it is all making sense now...my sister's sudden trip to the vet, I mean. I overheard my Spokesperson talking to her Spokesperson on the phone today. From what I could gather, Gabby is moving to ALASKA. As in NOME, ALASKA this Spring for a two year stint. She didn't even consider staying behind. She's like that. Where-ever her Spokespersons go, she thinks she has to follow. Can't believe she got stuck with Spokespeople who would up and move to ALASKA.
Gabby is all excited and happy to get to come along with them. I tried talking sense into the girl. I mean there are SLED DOGS in Nome...LOTS of them. They run in gangs and heaven help you if you are caught out in the open by them. I've heard they will all attack at once and rip you limb to limb. I can't believe Gabby is EXCITED about going. I mean I am the brave one...I am the vicious one...not sweet Gabby. I don't know what on earth has come over her.
The more I think about it, the sadder I get. She'll be gone TWO WHOLE YEARS.
...sigh.
13 comments:
HEY!
This sled dog type takes offense to those khomments!
I'll show woo vicious attakhking!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh, Khyra! I didn't mean dogs like YOU!!! ...just the mean, bullying ones that run in GANGS up in Alaska!
My Dearest Rans...First off YOU are nobody and have have never been anybody. YOU have always gotten all the glory for things that I have taught you....now we shall see what you can do alone...I mean your spokesperson is so lame....I mean...really Rans....
As far as me heading Norht...I will miss you terribly...and truly miss our time together...but fear not...I will write you VERY often to see how you are doing. I so very much hope I will be an Aunt someday and maybe adopt a little one...since it looks like my caniving spokespeople tried to kill me...I don't know if I will ever be able to have pups of my own!! Those dirtbags are never doing anything like that ever again to this beauty queen!!
Missing you,
Gabby
Whoa, Gabs...such bitterness! I didn't think you had it in you!!! Maybe you WILL be able to hold your own up there in the wilds of Alaska!!!
PS (My spelling is better than yours!)
Aw.. dont be sad. Can she come back to visit you in the meantime?
~ Bae
Awww. You could always go and vist her :)
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx
Good to hear from you, Bae Bae. I'm glad you didn't hold my earlier lapse into wolf-ness on your blog against me!
Suzuki, do you know how HARD it is to get up to Nome?...I would have to ride in the cargo hold of a plane for NINETEEN HOURS without a potty break or anything. Those cargo holds aren't even HEATED. And, last I heard it was 20 degrees BELOW zero up there! There are only TWO ways to Nome...either by air or sea (no roads lead to Nome)...maybe I will have to look into ship travel, because I don't think I like the sounds of air travel!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE QUIET ABOUT THE SPELLING COMMENTS!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WERE ALWAYS MOM'S FAVORITE...YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE OF US THAT LOOKED LIKE HER (BLESS YOUR HEART)... SHE EDUCATED YOU THE MOST BECAUSE SHE FELT SORRY FOR YOU!! SHE KNEW THAT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WERE GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE..EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR LOOKS DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR YOU!!!!!!
YOURS TRULY,
GABS
Whoa, Gabs, dear! I never realized that under all that snootiness you had such an inferiority complex!
YOU looked like all the others. I wasn't going to point it out to you, but since you have admitted yourself that I am the only one who took after Mom, I guess it is okay to say it aloud...YOU are one of a dozen...just another cookie cutter carbon copy of Dad. I was the only one to inherit the beauty of our Latino blood. You are pretty, in a common way...but I am simply STUNNING...unusually STRIKING and ORIGINAL and UNIQUE...and, yes, I AM a better speller...but not because Mom favored me, but because I am just naturally brighter than you are. Sorry, sis...but those are just the brutal facts!
BTW, when are you coming back down to the Ozarks to visit me? I've been trying to get my Spokeswoman to take me up to KC to hang out with you, but she always has her plate so full with those wild little Ninjas of hers...
Gabby, you ARE pretty and sweet...in a soft, skin-deep, sort of way. I, on the other hand, am irresistibly alluring...my blood as hot as a scorned Latino beauty, hidden just beneath the deadly, delicate veneer of a Ninja's subtlety and silent stealth.
Poor Gabs. You haven't seemed to benefit from your Latino heritage and you have never had the benefit of living with Ninjas, like I have. Your beauty, though ever so common, is all that you have ever really had to hold on to. All of which helps me to have a deepened compassion when viewing your shallowness.
Dear sister, a move to Alaska, might be just what you need. I hear that the male to female ratio up there is quite to your advantage!
RANSOM!!! I can't believe you are talking to your sister that way! Just to set the record straight, young lady, the Ninjas ALL (as in unanimiously) chose YOUR SISTER. But, because all the Spokespeople involved had serious worries over your deep-seated issues (people-aggression, dog-agression, and your propensity for eating hamsters, to name a few) decided that the Ninjas should take you home instead of Gabby...because YOU, dear dog of mine, needed the MOST intervention.
Now what is this about you "borrowing" my computer without my permission? You have to stop these sneaky, coyote ways of yours!!!
Oops!...It looks like my humorless Spokesperson has discovered I have my own blog...
(Did I mention she is beyond rehabilitating? I'm starting to wish I was the one headed for Alaska.)
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