Whoo-hooo! My delinquent sister, Gabby, made a break from prison yesterday!!! They had been holding her in solitary confinement on a chain up in Kansas City, but she made a break for it during the black of night and made it all the way down to Republic, MO late last night. She is currently hiding out with our brother, Vader. She had contacted me to see if I could hide her, but, I KNOW about aiding and abating a criminal and I sure didn't want to get pinched for harboring a fugitive, so I suggested to her that she call our brother, because, just between you and me, he isn't as smart as I am. Sure enough, it worked! He told her she was welcome to stay with him, just as long as she lays low, keeps her nose clean, and doesn't get him in trouble with HIS Spokespeople. (We'll see how THAT works out!)
Word has it that she's planning on hiding out at her brother's house until her Spokespeople leave for Alaska in six weeks. Then she's hopping a plane with them. I told her she needs to go to MEXICO to stay out of reach of the law, but she thinks Alaska is far enough out of sight. We'll see. The one thing I KNOW about Gabby is that she utterly incorrigible. We'll see how long the law up in Alaska will turn a blind eye to her wolfish ways!
(This is a photo of the three of us taken the last time we were all together--four months ago. Gabs is in the center and Vader is on the far right. Of course I am the astonishingly beautiful one in the group! Gabs and I have doubled in size since then...and Vader?...he has TRIPLED in size! He's a scary looking dude these days!)