Monday, March 30, 2009

Can't Post Today

Sorry folks...I won't be able to post today...just this quick note to let everyone know WHY I won't be able to post today. The rotten Spokeswoman is leaving for Kansas City in a matter of minutes and taking the computer and NOT ME, with her! This will make her THIRD trip to KANSAS CITY in the last two and a half weeks that she has NOT taken ME on. I'm am PINING AWAY to see my dear, sweet, vain sister, Gabby, who, I might add, WILL BE MOVING AWAY TO ALASKA FOR FOREVER IN JUST A FEW WEEKS!!!! Do the Spokespeople care? NO! Gabs had PROMISED to come tracking with me last Monday. She was a no show--lame Spokespeople of hers! Then she called and said she would come this past Saturday and Sunday. Again, no show. Lame Spokespeople! Now, supposedly, she is going to come see me this coming weekend...right...not holding my breath here!

So, you can see why it is especially important that I go to Kansas City to see HER....because, obviously SHE is never going to make it down here to see me! I have begged and begged and begged my Spokeswoman to give me a ride down there. Good grief, she is going there, anyway! It is not like it would take an ounce more of gas to bring me along! I just don't understand this obstinate, heartless, unreasonable Spokeswoman I got stuck with!

Did I mention that this is day EIGHTEEN of my sentence of confinement? The Spokeswoman promised to spring me on day TWENTY-TWO...we will see if she keeps her word, that Slippery Spokeswoman! To make today even sadder, if that is possible, the Ninjas are going back to school this morning. Spring break is over. The days are going to be much longer now. I can already feel depression settling in.



Khyra And Khompany said...

Oh Ransom...

That is soooo furry sad and OH SO NOT FAIR!

Let's at least hope she brings woo SOMETHING???!!!???


Maggie and Mitch said...

We totally agree with Khyra!
You sound lonely today, Ransom with the Ninjas back to school and your mom off to KC! We wish we lived closer and we'd come play with you!
Maybe you need to raid the cookie jar!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Brandie said...

you have been tagged and I can't wait to see what you have to say about 25 random things..:)

Mr. Puggle said...

just checkin' out your blog for the big fur five friday vote. very nice.

Princess Eva and Brice said...

I missed it! What are your being punished for?? And Brice was feeling bad because he got a 5 minute timeout in his kennel for destuffing a pillow.

Princess Eva

Jean said...

You know, Ransom, I really do think you need to make a break for it! We have room here in Raymore! How about it?

Suzuki said...

Hi Ransom!
I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately but my Mum and my brother Scooby have been hogging the laptop fur his new business and blog He is still looking fur pups to follow his blog (even if they are not single) to help spread the word about these pups Lookin' Fur Love.
So now I am spending today stopping by ALL my friends blogs and saying Hi :) and catching up on all your news. I'm furry sorry that you have not been able to see Gabby. Hopefully you will see her this weekend :)
Big licks to you

Ransom said...

Princess Eva, it all began when my spokesperson, out of the blue, exclaimed, "Oh my, Ransom! You're in season!" And she slapped a three week confinement sentence on me and I've been doing time ever since! No long walks with her and the other dogs, no glorious runs across the sand at the beach with my GSD pal, Dexter...nothing by these four sides of the wooden privacy fences closing in on me day after day after day...

Life With Dogs said...

Don't be bummed, your confinement will end soon!

Jean said...

Ransom, In all fairness to your spokesperson, you need to make up your mind. Would you rather have three weeks of confinement or a lifetime of puppies? She IS only doing this to keep those pesky male dogs away from you. After all, you DID say you want nothing to do with those furry little beings, didn't you? I am sorry you have been so lonely BUT at least you won't be tied down to pups. Does that make you feel ANY better?

Mochi and Mommy said...

Poor Ransom, you look so sad!