Monday, March 30, 2009
Can't Post Today
Sorry folks...I won't be able to post today...just this quick note to let everyone know WHY I won't be able to post today. The rotten Spokeswoman is leaving for Kansas City in a matter of minutes and taking the computer and NOT ME, with her! This will make her THIRD trip to KANSAS CITY in the last two and a half weeks that she has NOT taken ME on. I'm am PINING AWAY to see my dear, sweet, vain sister, Gabby, who, I might add, WILL BE MOVING AWAY TO ALASKA FOR FOREVER IN JUST A FEW WEEKS!!!! Do the Spokespeople care? NO! Gabs had PROMISED to come tracking with me last Monday. She was a no show--lame Spokespeople of hers! Then she called and said she would come this past Saturday and Sunday. Again, no show. Lame Spokespeople! Now, supposedly, she is going to come see me this coming weekend...right...not holding my breath here!
So, you can see why it is especially important that I go to Kansas City to see HER....because, obviously SHE is never going to make it down here to see me! I have begged and begged and begged my Spokeswoman to give me a ride down there. Good grief, she is going there, anyway! It is not like it would take an ounce more of gas to bring me along! I just don't understand this obstinate, heartless, unreasonable Spokeswoman I got stuck with!
Did I mention that this is day EIGHTEEN of my sentence of confinement? The Spokeswoman promised to spring me on day TWENTY-TWO...we will see if she keeps her word, that Slippery Spokeswoman! To make today even sadder, if that is possible, the Ninjas are going back to school this morning. Spring break is over. The days are going to be much longer now. I can already feel depression settling in.
Posted by Mic at 6:13 AM