Saturday, June 20, 2009

Stabbed in the Back



Okay. This just ISN'T right!!! I am the GOOD dog. I am the RESPONSIBLE dog. I am the SANE dog in this family. I am suppose to be the FAVORITE dog!!! It just isn't right that I am being shunned by the Oldest Ninja. Doesn't she KNOW what a sneaky little rat that psychotic Border Collie is?

I was peeking in the window today (part of my duty as Senior Security officer) and THIS is what I saw!!! That conniving little Border Collie schmoozing up to MY Oldest Ninja. She even has MY quacking toy sheep at her feet! I was wondering who's been getting my toys all slobbery! (And SPEAKING of quacking...now I am beginning to suspect what happened to the quacker in my BRAND NEW BIRTHDAY DUCK. I bet that sneaky little Border Collie STOLE the quacker out of my BRAND NEW BIRTHDAY DUCK!!!)

Just look at that little creep...all smug that SHE is right there sharing a recliner with the Oldest Ninja, cruising the internet with her on HER COMPUTER...the computer that she won't let me within a football field's length of!!! It is SO UNFAIR. That slimy little Border Collie got just as much bacon grease on her computer as I did...and I had to do all the CLEAN-UP...but that double crossing little Border Collie went and stabbed me in the back...telling the Ninja that it was me, alone, who was messing around on her computer while she was away.

Life is SO UNFAIR!

(I wonder if I could go live with the sweet Sitter Girl? SHE loved me! SHE brushed me out EVERY day. SHE spent HOURS each day playing with ME. SHE deserves me so much more than the Oldest Ninja does!)

9 comments:

Painter Pack said...

I am sure that woo is loved beyond that pesky border collie!! I mean, look at your face!! So beewootiful and handsome!! Maybe they were taking pitty on the border collie and spending time out of mercy!! We all know woo is top dog!!!

Mya Boo Boo

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Maybe the BC is bribing her to pay attention to her.

princess eva

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo need to go out beawooty and out khute the BC!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Revenge is what you need . . . what can we do to the conniving Border Collie? Hmm . . .

The OP Pack said...

So very unfair - what's the matter with Oldest Ninja - she has two arms - can't she multitask and give you some loving too?

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Darcy said...

Ransom,
i still LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!!!
and you CANNOT go live with the Sitter Girl.

Ransom said...

Okay, then...I guess I'll stay with you!

Darcy said...

anywayz,
im going to be away for a week in Tennessee anyways.

there'd better not be bacon grease on my computer when i get back. or pawprints.
or anything telling me that you've been on my computer!

Bell and Kimberly said...

YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY. I LIKE YOUR STYLE RANSOM..

BELLY BELL