Saturday, June 20, 2009
Stabbed in the Back
Okay. This just ISN'T right!!! I am the GOOD dog. I am the RESPONSIBLE dog. I am the SANE dog in this family. I am suppose to be the FAVORITE dog!!! It just isn't right that I am being shunned by the Oldest Ninja. Doesn't she KNOW what a sneaky little rat that psychotic Border Collie is?
I was peeking in the window today (part of my duty as Senior Security officer) and THIS is what I saw!!! That conniving little Border Collie schmoozing up to MY Oldest Ninja. She even has MY quacking toy sheep at her feet! I was wondering who's been getting my toys all slobbery! (And SPEAKING of quacking...now I am beginning to suspect what happened to the quacker in my BRAND NEW BIRTHDAY DUCK. I bet that sneaky little Border Collie STOLE the quacker out of my BRAND NEW BIRTHDAY DUCK!!!)
Just look at that little creep...all smug that SHE is right there sharing a recliner with the Oldest Ninja, cruising the internet with her on HER COMPUTER...the computer that she won't let me within a football field's length of!!! It is SO UNFAIR. That slimy little Border Collie got just as much bacon grease on her computer as I did...and I had to do all the CLEAN-UP...but that double crossing little Border Collie went and stabbed me in the back...telling the Ninja that it was me, alone, who was messing around on her computer while she was away.
Life is SO UNFAIR!
(I wonder if I could go live with the sweet Sitter Girl? SHE loved me! SHE brushed me out EVERY day. SHE spent HOURS each day playing with ME. SHE deserves me so much more than the Oldest Ninja does!)
Posted by Mic at 6:12 AM