THIS is how you play DEAD!!! Aren't I CONVINCING here? I decided to let Gabs play the role of Viscous Victor--trying to build her confidence up for when she has to face the roving gangs of murderous sled dogs (no offense, Khyra!) up in Alaska.
(My acting skills amaze even me! I couldn't have been more convincing, short of laying in a puddle of blood. Hmmm...THAT'S a good idea for next time... a puddle of blood and maybe a smattering of pig intestines...)
(Okay, Okay...don't get all grossed out! This is what comes of living in the house of a nurse...you should hear my Spokeswoman talking at the supper table...that would soften the shock of my ideas! Gabby's Spokeswoman is just as bad. Those nurses are all alike! And after you've lived around them for a while, they just start rubbing off on you!)
Mmmmm...pig intestine...I think I'll go dig up a snack!
