Monday, April 13, 2009
Some Things are just downright UNDIGNIFIED!
Okay, up to this point I haven't had much in the way of gripes against the Spokesguy. He pretty much minds his own business and leaves me alone (if only the Spokeswoman would follow his example!). But, last night he crossed the line. Evidently he and the Spokeswoman had been watching a show about wigs for pets....during the commercial break, he runs to the door, calls me in, and proceeds to PUT A LONG BLONDE WIG on me. As you can see, I was NOT impressed. Whoever heard of a MEXICAN-CHINESE Shepherd sporting BLONDE hair...it is absolutely ridiculous!
Who do they think I am?...Hannah Montana?! This just was WRONG on so many different levels! How can I be taken seriously as Head of Security if I'm seen in long blonde tresses?!
Hmmmm...as I look at these pictures now, though, I realize that the wig really makes me look like an Afgan. I'll have to tuck that piece of knowledge in my memory bank...who knows, I might NEED to look like an Afgan someday. You know, if I need to go undercover or something!
Posted by Mic at 5:45 PM