Well, I've been blogging for almost two months now. Now my
brother and
sister have decided they, too, have literary ability and have begun writing their own blogs. They always have followed me around like lost puppies. Whatever I do, they are soon copying me. You should have heard them whining and begging me to help them get their blogs set up. I almost didn't do it for them. I mean, you know and I know what a waste of time it is. There is no way either one of them will stick with this long enough to justify all the sweat and tears I put into fixing the blogs up for them and trying to teach them how to post. Well...we'll see how long they stick with it. I give them a month...two months, tops!
(Can you even IMAGINE my brother, VADER, blogging? I mean, really, just LOOK at him (the dopey one with his tongue dragging the ground)! Does he really look capable of even forming complete sentences?...nope, I don't think so, either! And then you have Miss Gabby, Princess-of-all-that-breathes. She's so busy constantly posing (even when there isn't a camera for miles around) and admiring her own reflection in her water bowl that SHE'LL never find the time to post!)
11 comments:
Well, Scampi my neurotic border collie thinks he should have his own too, but I think he won't stick t it, I mean really, how could a psychotic little dog like that keep up all of this work?
Good luck with them!
-Kira The BeaWootiful and Scampi too!
Kira...I TOTALLY agree with you. Border Collies should NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be allowed to blog. Pschosis is better left UNPUBLISHED!
hahaha! good description of Vader!! hehehehe
Regarding Vader- complete sentences are not really required. And Gabby- since Gabby likes to pose, a blog of mostly pictures can work too.
At least they want to be like you and not this mythical overweight yappy little chihuahua that you pretend to hear.
Princess Eva
It was nice of you to help them Ransom! Vader looks cute with his tongue lolling around like that..BOL!
Sniffs and licks,
Chase
awwwwwwwww, you're supposed to be encouraging them, Ransom - not discouraging them! That was very nice of you to help them get their blogs up and running! I bet they appreciate you!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Man, Maggie and Mitch...that is the only thing wrong with you...your both so NICE!
I have to be mean to Gabby and Vader or they would think I didn't love them anymore!
Dearest Fancy Pants... You think you are so hot...esp. with that blond wig... come on now...a Mex/Chinese shepherd with a blond wig?? Do you even know how utterly ridiculous you look?? You always try to look my like me...give it up!! I have more light brown on me..you have always been so jealous.
BTW...you FINALLY helped me get a blog set up but I do not know how to do anything with it...that is just like you...always wanting all the power..wanting me to have to come begging for your help. SICK!!
Okay I will say it...Ransom, I can't blog without you--will you please help me?? (YUCK!!)
YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG PASSWORD SO I AM HAVING TO BLOG AS MY SPOKESPERSON..YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU CAN NOT EVEN REMEMBER MY PASSWORD!!! YOU WROTE IT DOWN FOR ME WRONG!! I AM SO SICK OF YOUR LACK OF ANY BRAINS AT ALL!!
Gabby
Oh Gabby, Gabby, Gabby! The password I e-mailed you was correct. See...here I am USING your password!
I have forwarded you the SAME original e-mail back again. Try printing it out so you can look at it as you type!
And use your TOE-NAILS, not the pads of your feet to type it out this time...you know Lisa's computer keyboard is way, way too small to use anything more than one toe-nail at a time on! Probably you were just mashing more than one key and didn't realize it....
PS (I am glad to see you are trying. And I agree...blonde is NOT my color!)
Oops...forgot to sign my name! That is ME, Ransom, commenting up there...not Gabs. I just highjacked her profile to show her that she DOES have the correct password...
Gabs...you've LOST your password, what, THREE times now?!...if you would like to change it to something else let me know and we can get it reset to something less "difficult"...as though it wasn't already one of the most simple passwords in the history of password creation!
~Ransom
Hey, THAT'S what we ought to do...have a contest to see who can guess Gabby's google password!!! I'm betting someone would come up with it within a day!...it is that simple and logical and EASY!!!
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