After an extraordinarily successful day of tracking, my spokesperson took this portrait of my sister and I.
I am the stunning one. My sister, Gabby is the lazy one that had to lay down because she was too tired to sit for this picture.
Did I mention that we are both in training to be Search and Rescue Dogs? My sister, Gabby, got me involved in it. She thought I needed to branch out into something more socially acceptable than Ninja assasinations...you know, give my image more balance...make me more of a Renaissance Dog!
Ransom
(the One and Only
Mexican-Chinese shepherd!)
Blessed with the grace of a wolf and the wiles of a coyote, I relentlessly protect the three deceptively small, but fierce, Ninjas in my care.
The Oldest Ninja is a guest author on my blog!
Medium-sized Ninja
The Littlest Ninja
When not needed by the three Ninjas, I hang out at the backyard with
Rivendell (slightly psychotic border collie with a Napoleonic complex--mean as a snake if you cross the little varmit)
and Gloria (a one ton Newfoundland mix that has perceptual difficulties...poor thing is scared of her own shadow and thinks she is a teacup poodle. She is forever trying to fit her horse sized body into the tiniest little places...or worse, trying to sit in the lap of the smallest Ninja).
Obviously, BOTH of my backyard side-kicks require extensive supervision. Sadly, I realize that often I am their only link to sanity. But, then, I always knew that with great power comes great responsibility...
6 comments:
If you will it, it will khome...
Straight into your mouth!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
But use your powers wisely. Or Spokeswoman will become immune.
Princess Eva
BOL ! Looks like another fun day there Ransom !! :D
Lots of drools,
Four Musketeers
So is that what happens when the Ninjas get out of school? Just a couple more weeks and they will be there with you all day - is that a good thing?
Woos, the OP Pack
I guess with a bit more practise - you'll be an expert hypnotist!
lots of woofs
Clive
You just need a bit more practice and naive owners! BOL!
Sniffs and licks,
Chase
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