Well, I WOULD HAVE posted YESTERDAY, but I was just too EXHAUSTED after my Spokeswoman got through with me. I swear, I am about ready to make a flying leap for her throat and grab that new camera of hers and swim it straight out to the middle of the lake and happily watch it SINK!!!
Yesterday, the Spokeswoman is all nicey nice...."Come with me to the park, Ransom! We can take a few photos! It will be fun!!!" Few? HAH! What she really meant, was come be my captive model for the next HOUR while I bore you to death snapping photos of you.
Did we go for one single, solitary WALK? No--unless you count moving from one scenic spot to the next (I don't!)! Did I get to RUN? No. Swim? No. Sample a nice, fat, sassy goose? Definitely, NO. This has to be the most boring trip to the park in HISTORY!!!
But, the Spokeswoman was clueless. "Smile!" she called brightly, oblivious to my agony. Then she went on and on and on and on about all the amazing features of her camera. Yuck! (Here are a handful of the photos she took...untouched up, just the raw unedited images. She did compress the files so I could get them to load onto Blogger, but she didn't do any editing with the computer at all. Believe me, I know. That is all she talked about, "Look! Ransom!!! I don't even have to use the computer now to get cool effects! I can do it all right when I am shooting!" Yeah, yeah, yeah. It takes so little to please her.