Friday, June 12, 2009

Party, Party, Party!!!

Whoo-hooo, life with Sitter Girl is great! Especially since we have the Goofy Newfie to distract her. The Sitter Girl is obsessed with "drawing" the Goofy Newfie "out of her shell". Whatever! Evidentally she doesn't realize that the Goofy Newfie is mostly a recluse and LIKES spending 9/10's of her day hiding in the back recesses of her oversized dog house. A dog is what a dog is. Some dogs, like myself, are brilliant and outgoing and energetic...whereas, some dogs, like the Goofy Newfie, are shy, retiring, and scared of their own shadow. She's happy that way. She doesn't WANT to change. But, I'm glad the Sitter Girl hasn't caught on yet, because it is working out quite well for the Maniacal Border Collie and myself!

Every day, while has her head and half her body stuck in the doghouse, trying to coax Gloria from its depths, the Border Collie and myself slip into the house. There is a LOT more inside to take inventory of than just the Oldest Ninja's computer! We have bigger fish to fry!!! We spent hours yesterday inventoring the pantry and the refrigerator. The Collie and I decided it is our duty as ranking Security officers in this household to make sure that ALL the foodstuffs are SAFE for consumption. To that end, we have been sampling each and every item!!! The bacon in the refrigerator was extra suspicious, so we ate it all, just to be safe. Wouldn't want to leave any tainted food laying around for the Ninjas to accidentally injest! (Everyone knows that a canine stomach is far superior to a little Ninja's stomach. We have stomachs of iron and can withstand all manner of poison with hardly any ill effects! And, believe you me, that bacon was pure poison!!!)

The Collie suggested we plan our own bash for my birthday (as many of you, my cyberfriends, have also proposed!)! I think that, considering the circumstances, that is the only thing I can do!!! We don't have any bacon left, but there are still a few edibles left in the pantry and we have decided to save those back for my birthday.

So, EVERYONE is invited! Just head from the Square on towards town, but hang a quick right at the fencepost that smells like a noisy lab. Continue on past the streetlamp that smells like an obnoxious dauschaund. Just before you get to the busy highway, hang another quick right. Sneak past the really, really tall dog's house (cause he likes to jump his fence and challenge you). When you get to the tree that smells a small beagle, turn left. When you come to a really beligerant dauschaund tied to it's front porch, you cross the street and that's my house!!! Just woof at the privacy gate and we'll let you in!!!!

Hope everyone can make it Monday, June 15th!!!

(Ummm...if the Sitter Girl is in sight, just hang back until she disappears into Gloria's doghouse!)

(Sorry there are no current pictures. The selfish Spokeswoman took the camera with her. Between duties in the refrigerator and pantry, I've been looking through the Ninja's computer for interesting photos, but mostly, she just has pictures of herself and her friends on her computer! ....By the way, does anyone know of a good way to get bacon grease out from between the keys of a computer? I licked the screen clean, but I'm having a bit of trouble with the grooves between the keys...)


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I've read about BYOB's -

I nefur realzed the 'b' was fur BAKHON!

Keep having fun!


Princess Eva and Brice said...

As soon as we find the car keys, we're on our way!

Princess Eva

The OP Pack said...

We will definitely be there for the party. No clue what to do about the grease, just keep licking.

Woos, the OP Pack

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Not sure how to get the grease out, but when you find out be sure to let every-bully know. We hate to correct you, but some things just can't be helped, so please don't take it the wrong way but, "beligerant dachshund" is redundant dear. We know, we live with 2 of them! We'll be there for the party!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Clive said...


We feel you will certainly suffer from the consequences of all this bad behaviour! You better be careful!

lots of woofs

Stella said...

Do you know how to use the clothes dryer? Get a towell nice and hot in the dryer and then lay it across the keyboard and it should melt that grease right away. Or you can keep licking.

I will be bringing about 12 pups with me to your party. Is there anything we should bring?


Mochi and Mommy said...

I say keep licking! :)


Owner of Storm and Jackal said...

Lick the keyboard too. Your tongue will get down in those grooves for the most part. Anything left they won't notice because they can't smell like we can. Good luck!

Oh and fantastic directions to the house. We'll try to be there if we can convince our humans to drive us. Later!