Thursday, November 26, 2009

What a Hideous Thanksgiving

Yes, you heard me right! HIDEOUS!!! All because of Mugsy. Mugsy, Pugsy, Shmugsy. I wish I had never rescued that little rat dog! I think I need to set down some SERIOUS boundaries! First of all, I am a Search and Rescue dog...not a Search and Rescue AND REHAB dog!!! If I am going to be saving folks, they have to do their part by DISAPPEARING after I have saved them. This is utterly RIDICULOUS.... SIX days ago I saved the little wretch and she STILL hasn't left.

Monday she took over MY kennel! Well, to be more exact, the TOP half of MY kennel (turned upside down). It is ridiculous...I have been reduced to sleeping in a DOG HOUSE, because the little PRINCESS is lounging about in MY kennel. Every morning, the Spokeswoman slides the open end of the kennel top against the patio door so that PRINCESS Mugsy can glare at me through the glass. I'm not one to hold a grudge, mind you, so I always bop up to the patio door to smile at her, just to be met by an ungrateful GROWL! The NERVE of that little rat!!! Not only does she take over my BED and get me delegated to the back yard with that Psychotic Border Collie and Goofy Newfie, but she won't even return a civil greeting when I try conversing with the conniving little rat.

I think she FAKED her X-rays! I don't think she REALLY has two broken hips. I think it is all an act to take over my family! The Ninjas dote on her. The Spokeswoman babies her. And everyone has totally FORGOTTEN about ME! The Spokeswoman hasn't even been taking me for tracking training. It is horrible. We are going to have to start from square one! I'm liable to LOSE all my skills with this pattern of never practicing...day after day after day. Next thing you know, the Spokeswoman will be laying tracks for that ratty little dog to follow...

8 comments:

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Ransom,
Your family still loves you very much. Your foster sister won't be there forever. She just needs a little help now. Your Mommy and little ninjas love you, and they have not forgotten you.
Sally Ann

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe Gabby will send a dogteam fur woo!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Stella said...

Maybe, Ransom, you needed to go to SAR school a little longer. You learned to rescue but not what to do with the little critters you save. Maybe there is an 800 number you should be calling. Look into that and then, keep your Sunny side up and have a Happy Thanksgiving with your folks and the ninjas.

Kisses,
Stella

Wild Dingo said...

Ransom! She's just scared and in pain. It's not you. She'll get over it. be patient. your rewards are coming!

Your spokespeople and ninjas adore you! And if not, we'll come SAR for you!
~wags-n-wiggles~
wild dingo

Clive said...

A happy Thankgiving wish to you anyway Ransom!

love and woofs
Clive and family

achieve1dream said...

Oh no Ransom!! Do you think the little rat is an enemy spy? A ninja infiltrator? Do you think she's working with the squirrels?! You need to take your household back from the little conniver!!

Jackal

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Sounds to us that you don't have the Christmas spirit. To be a homeless dog is a miserable thing. You don't know if you will live or die or eat or starve. Are we a little self-centered?

Ransom said...

Well, Scout, I wish YOU would be blessed with a little Chihuahua/Pug that pretends to have broken hips just so she can take over YOUR family and oust YOU out in the cold snow of the backyard, when you are USED to being in the WARM house. I was ever so nice to that little cat-dog....rescued her sorry self, then, when she took over my house and my people, I still showed nothing but FRIENDLINESS to her and what did she do? SNARL at me and act horrid...which is why my people delegated me to the BACKYARD so I wouldn't be getting the little princess upset! Can you BELIEVE that? SHE'S was the one being HATEFUL and it was ME that bore the punishment for it!

Oh, call me self-centered if you want, but I would like to see how YOU would have felt in MY shoes! I'm just glad we were able to find the grouchy little imposter a family of her own...and get her OUT of MY house!!!